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→ Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. → A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. → I thought I wanted a career, turns out...more Twitter Facebook Status
→ I think calling followers followers is a bit pretentious. I prefer to think of them as curious observers. → You don’t have to like me. I’m not a facebook status. → I might start #writinglikethis even though #idonuse my twitter.#bother some much?#:) → Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway Top Facebook Status
→ People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. → A woman can become dangerous for man in two cases: when he doesn`t satisfy her, and when he satisfies her. → has decided that the answer to all of life`s...more Suggestions For Facebook Status
→ Ticklinq Is Such a Weird Thinq , Youu HATE It But Always End Up Lauqhinq ! → Yes, I know there is dog hair on my shirt and the sofa. No, Im not getting rid of the dog. I would get rid of YOU FIRST. → If you like me then raise your...more Statistics Facebook Status
→ We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die. → She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction. → 24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case … coincidence? → Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be...more 
