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Happy Vishu SMS
Vishu stands for new and fresh – Life is always new and fresh – Let us strive to make all days Vishu. ————————————————— Let us welcome this Vishu with great hope, eagerness and anticipation. Let us look forward to a plentiful year of joy, satisfaction, peace and prosperity. ————————————————— This is a time of...more Happy Onam SMS
No greeting card 2 give. No sweet flowers 2 send. No cute graphics 2 forward. Just a loving HEART of mine saying Happy ONAM wishes ——————————————— Maveli Nadu vaneedum Kalam Manusharellarum onnu pole… Wish you a blessed Onam! ——————————————— May this ONAM bring you the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have...more Valentine’s Day SMS
Romantic Valentine SMS The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. Forever yours…your Valentine. ———————————————- No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day. ———————————————- My eyes are blind without your eyes to...more Medical SMS Jokes
→ Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male → A Woman Was Feeling Quite Unwell...more Wrong Person SMS Messages
→ I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! → This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience → Ur cute...more Wise SMS
→ Humans tell the TRUTH in TWO situations: ONE: to SAVE “WHAT” they are LOSING, TWO: when they have ‘NOTHING’ to loose. → If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying? If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying. → “A person who laughs more and...more Wife SMS
→ A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: who is scared of a mouse! → She is the apple of my eye The reason that I live She is all that I could wish for My heart to her I give....more Weekend SMS
→ Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday Thankful Thursday Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday, Sweetest Sunday. Happy Weekend → Hey, have a wonderful week end. Can you smell Friday? I tell ya . . .. It’s Friday!!! I can smell it. . . . the weekend’s getting closer!!! Keep going . .. it’s nearly the...more True Love SMS
→ i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite → Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So...more TXT SMS Insults
KILL THAT LOSER WITH SOME CRACKING TXT INSULTS → Them: You: Here’s 10p – go and tell your mum you’re not coming home Here’s a pound – go and buy yourself some breath freshener → Them: You: I never forget a face Neither do I but in your case I’ll make an exception...more 
