Category Archives: Sms

Happy Vishu SMS

Happy Vishu SMS Vishu stands for new and fresh – Life is always new and fresh – Let us strive to make all days Vishu. ————————————————— Let us welcome this Vishu with great hope, eagerness and anticipation. Let us look forward to a plentiful year of joy, satisfaction, peace and prosperity. ————————————————— This is a time of...more

Happy Onam SMS

Happy Onam SMS No greeting card 2 give. No sweet flowers 2 send. No cute graphics 2 forward. Just a loving HEART of mine saying Happy ONAM wishes ——————————————— Maveli Nadu vaneedum Kalam Manusharellarum onnu pole… Wish you a blessed Onam! ——————————————— May this ONAM bring you the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have...more

Baisakhi SMS

Baisakhi SMS Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste Tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste Ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste. Baisakhi da din hai khushiyan manaan vaaste. Baisakhi diyan vadhiyan. ………………………………………………………. Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai, teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai, saah...more

Valentine’s Day SMS

Valentine’s Day SMS Romantic Valentine SMS The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. Forever yours…your Valentine. ———————————————- No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day. ———————————————- My eyes are blind without your eyes to...more

Medical SMS Jokes

Medical SMS Jokes → Two Doctors Meet At A Bar During A Major Medical Conference, One Male And One Female. They Both Talk And One Thing Leads To Another And Both Doctors Were In A Hotel Room. Before Undressing The Female Doctor Washed Her Hands, After Sex With The Male → A Woman Was Feeling Quite Unwell...more

Wrong Person SMS Messages

Wrong Person SMS Messages → I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! → This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience → Ur cute...more

World Play SMS

World Play SMS → Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get → Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: “noh ss!w !”. it didn’t make...more

Wise SMS

Wise SMS → Humans tell the TRUTH in TWO situations: ONE: to SAVE “WHAT” they are LOSING, TWO: when they have ‘NOTHING’ to loose. → If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying? If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying. → “A person who laughs more and...more

Wisdom SMS

Wisdom SMS → A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things. → life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it → Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly → Love ur enemys… It really ticks them off → If you don’t Stand...more

Wife SMS

Wife SMS → A small argument between a couple turns violent. Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out! Wife: who is scared of a mouse! → She is the apple of my eye The reason that I live She is all that I could wish for My heart to her I give....more